Cam Newton's nicknames of training camp

Mario Addison a.k.a. Super Mario

Personally, we'd choose him over Luigi every time.

Jaydon Mickens a.k.a. Short Stuff

Luke Kuechly a.k.a. August

Marquis Haynes a.k.a. Benjamin Button

How many times do you think Haynes' birth certificate was requested by opposing teams in little league?

Kyle Allen a.k.a. Lovey Dovey

Jarius Wright a.k.a. Janky Thumb

Jordan Kunaszyk a.k.a. Hyphy

This mean one of two things: Jordan can do the 'hyphy' dance or he's an extremely rowdy individual. Or maybe it's both.

Colin Jones a.k.a. Bones Jones

Greg Van Roten a.k.a. Gru

Terry Godwin a.k.a. Pudgy

Chris Hogan a.k.a. Hogie

Javien Elliott - xXx

Does this mean Elliott looks like Vin Diesel?

Dennis Daley a.k.a. Menace

Okay, this one is pretty obvious.

Parker Collins a.k.a. Butter

Jermaine Carter a.k.a. Long Way

Ross Cockrell a.k.a. Stankonia

OutKast, anyone?

Curtis Samuel a.k.a. Curtco

Will Grier a.k.a. Chadwick

Rashaad Ross a.k.a. Rosé

Torrey Smith a.k.a. Default

Cole Hunt a.k.a. Dad

Dad jokes included.

Taylor Moton a.k.a. Sweat Pack

We cannot confirm if Moton is a fan of this particular nickname.

DJ Moore a.k.a. Sleepy or Denniston

Dontari Poe a.k.a. Just Chillin

Elijah Holyfield a.k.a. Beatle

Reggie Bonnafon a.k.a. Bon Bon

Brian Burns a.k.a. Spidey or Burney Man or Spider Boy

We'd like to start a petition for Spider Boy to be the permeant nickname.

Temarrick Hemingway a.k.a. Fareed